I typed this all up on Sunday night and lost it right after I finished. Sigh. Sorry for the delay, here we go!
Well, you're gonna hit a pole now, so keep going.
You can't walk on the freeway here.
Why would you hitch hike to Canada from Utah?
So long as you're not breaking my car, at least to your knowledge.
I wonder if that rock is still there.
Look, the rock is still there!
It's ok, we're from Utah. No its not, we should know how to park in the snow.
We don't recognize any of the little kids. Even a little bit.
She put wama instead of wanna.
This way I can just turn this way.
Wow, I did not go the right way. By the way.
Hey its your turn. Hey its your turn. Hey, I'm turning.
The other state that we're not in.
Hey it looks the same. Weird.
Oh look. British Columbia.
I dried it for you.
This skirt doesn't fit as well after I eat.
Is he the one that taught us how to pop people's eyes out?
Its not your hair growing, its your skin shrinking.
You ready? I reckon'
The road is wet therefor my window is gross.
Tell Deborah that
If you want something clean try clorox toilet water.
While Sarah was sleeping.
If you weren't so short, I wouldn't step on it.
Am I going to hit anything? Your face. Oh, you were right.
We had church.
This is a big chocolate shake that gives your cheeks exercise.
Speech access
Hey we drove there
You just don't see a lot of dead shipyards in Utah
Entering Everett
Will you guys stop talking so I can eat?
It is what it is.
My kids are totally going to have full body snow suits
I was thinking one of them would be a garbage bag yet.
Mom's bobbing her head
I like pizza
Is 'some stuff' a group?
You just cut off that truck, mom. No I didn't, he was behind me.
Did you say beating your children again?
If your hair isn't becoming, you should be coming to us.
I thought you were gonna hit that guy, mom. I thought I was too.
Look, Vern Fonk!
Drive around three times, stop, and you're there.
Very worse case is it'll take us right where we want to go.
Oh man, we're gonna die!
The only uphell road in Everett.
I'm just afraid I'm gonna use up all my happy. That's ok, happy multiplies.
Ok you start it. Giggle! Hurry, giggle!
It's ok, we're from Utah.
What are the side effects of a burp, by the way?
I do not throw up government vehicles. That would hurt.
Ferns! Snow covered ferns!
I kind of want to write that, but I kind of don't.
I don't know if I don't know where I'm going.
It was a pink sparkly one.
Amy throw that away before I try to eat it and choke on it.
Hey look, an island!
Mom, I'm gonna cut her hair off. Why? Because it won't actually hurt her, but it'll make me feel better.
Can I just say Bertha? Can't you just call me Nubbins?
Its ok, we're from Utah
Give me a key. I mean my wallet.
Oh my gosh, it's a honey bucket!!
You little ninny? Mom just called you a ninny!
We're not all binding. We're bonding.
Go to the side of him, mom. Don't go through him.
2 Mustang Suit
I'm so glad we came to the water.
Pirates!!!
That looks like a fake seagull.
Clear the decks! There's a storm coming!
She's late to everything!
There's the other purposeful walking guy. He's still purposefully walking.
Cover your mouth when you talk.
That's dumb. It's well ventilated.
I'm primed.
No skating!
Are we slower traffic? 'Cause we're keeping right.
Whoa, it's snowing.
Wait, they have speed limits that high??
This is Whidbey Island as we've never seen it before. White.
We must be from Utah. Why? 'Cause we rolled down the window and its snowing?
That's right, the pillow.
Deborah, I'm sorry I called you a foghorn. That's ok, I still love you.
I forget how to make it so they can't.
There's a fork over there.
They still have Christmas decorations. I like this store!
I'm glad I got this cart to carry my purse.
We can't tell her to write stuff down and then get mad when she's not paying attention while she's writing stuff down.
Attach this to the moose.
I have no idea where I'm going.
Weeeeeee!
Dimsum!
I'm not writing that down.
They clean gutters.
We're playing corners and I forgot and she hit my shoulder.
Shush! I'm writing that down.
Send, text, send! I have one bar! Fly like the wind, bar!
I just got stuck on your coat.
We just got banished from each other!
That's we were both like wooooo!
I swear every time I start laughing I start crying.
Elbow to face contact!
Help! I can't get up!
I don't want to play corners anymore.
Actually, I think I faced your elbow.
That's what she said
That was, like, rag-doll style.
I won't say that because I'm worried that it might upset you.
Deborah, I love you.
Mom needs her steps.
Will you file that please?
I will in a minute, I haven't found my hat yet.
There you go, used candles.
No wonder I'm naked! (Thank you, clothing store sign ;) )
According to facebook, we were only lost for 5 minutes.
I'm not sure about the middle e.
Thanks for sharing that with me, Deborah. It enhanced my experience here on Whidbey Island.
We'll go on the ferry 'cause its more funner.
Stop laughing, 'cause I'll start crying and it will freeze to my face
Dad taught me that.
Maybe I'll wear that shirt on Tuesday.
I only buy silver rings 'cause that way when I take it off it actually comes off instead of staying there.
I pushed on your wipers trying to do cruise control.
You just scared the crap out of me. I didn't know you had that much crap in you to begin with. (this after the bananas had been scared out of her earlier in the day)
Are we gonna hit rush hour again?
I love how we're, like, quoting ourselves.
'Cause even if you turn it off, it flashes.
I would have been afraid to turn around and look.
I just poked myself in the eyeball.
That elephant just kills me.
Recreation next left. I don't blame them.
Does Double Bluff mean they bluffed twice, or that they're bluffing at the same time? Maybe they bluffed twice in the same sentence.
Are we there yet? Yes, get out.
Use-Less Bay
That down.
We've been in that goose. Awkward. Really awkward.
Now when we get back we can just tell everybody MOOSE! (I don't know if anyone remembers what mom was going to say there, so MOOSE!)
What if ferries don't have human-sized bathrooms?
I think we're just closer to it.
The lady from Canada said kilometers.
Done ran out of room.
Deborah Deborah Deborah! I really need you to stop making me laugh!
Yeah, and they're sparkly butt.
Good thing I wrote it down.
Run like the wind, Bullseye!
Sarah, did you find us? No, where did you go?
Mom, did you find us? Hey, I just said that!
Which purple shirt yesterday?
And that's why I wasn't gonna say yes.
Hey, my mom says I'm special.
Do we need to read the list?
I'm talking about the hotel key. But yeah, I do that too.
Thanks for talking me into coming (see Day Two)
I'm practicing locking my door.
It's ok 'cause I'm cute.
A conversation implies two parties. She was listening! You were monologuing.
That's ok. It's one of those "Utah" jokes.
We're the only funny ones.
Ow! Mom hit you.
An albino chocolate lab? That is awesome! I want one of those.
It's really bad when you're the one the band makes fun of.
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